Thursday, May 31, 2007

This is an Insane Press Conference

Bush Hears Voices

Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated "I am the president!" He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of "our country's destiny."
Update: 6/3/07
I think the strategy is to draw a line around the oil and oil pipelines. Position bases to defend same and withdraw from the rest of Iraq. Because the right sees our country's destiny as being in charge of the oil we need to keep up our lifestyle. Including me going RVing. Then we can call it "Korea". With a DMZ around the oil. Then the rest of Iraq can go to hell. Since there will not be a functioning government to ask us to leave for a long time, we can continue to suck on the oil soda straw.

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